14 fascinating favourite ‘brand new sentences’ found in the wild

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Reddit’s ‘Brand New Sentence’ forum allows people to proportion sentences, or short phrases, that they’re confident have never been used before.

‘For sentences never before written, found in the wild.’

1. A bare-chested man with two raccoons on his head


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2. Y’all be like the vegans of gaming


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3. A slap in the confront to the Pez community


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4. Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars


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5. I brought Yugioh cards to our no-Yugioh holiday


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6. Lower case t’s started hurting


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7. American horse pirates


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8. Who’s getting custody of Syntax Error?


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9. When God sings with his creations, will a turtle not be part of the choir?


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10. There was a 22-year window in which a Samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln


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11. We’ll assume that Darth Maul has never seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise


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12. You’re just a Jenga Tower of blood


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13. Spring rolls are unpredictable


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14. Cover your shoulders with knives


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Then there was the rare description contained within this burn


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